Ep 310: A Ball Of Chalk
As the year rolls to an end, Paul and Eli decide to cram in one last walkabout adventure that will eventually push them a little harder than they were expecting! After discovering something called “The Celandine Route” they decide to take on all twelve miles of it in four hours, despite the guide suggesting it will take six. Can they pull it off and also attempt a modular, al fresco Price of Shite that Paul has procured? As you can imagine, it’s not going to be as easy as the Cheap Chaps think. Along the walk, which follows the River Pinn through green spaces, conservation areas and wildlife retreats, Paul and Eli will argue, complain, rage, laugh and annoy each other every step of the way. Will the relentless mud, pitch black, misty surroundings and chilly autumnal weather be too much for them? You’re going to have to listen to find out… Sorry about that!
 The Boys and The Big Tree |  Paul Begins His Walk |  Eli Regards The Route |
|---|---|---|
 The Cockoo Allotment |  Eli At The River Pinn |  The Mud Begins |
 Paul Walks In The Mud |  Eli Explores The River Pinn |  Paul Ponders Down The Path |
 A Circle Of Trees |  Our First Open Space |  The Big Tree |
 Gannon And The Tree |  The Celadine Route Path Marker |  Eli Set To Swing |
 Paul Corsses The Road |  The Mouth Of The Pinn |  Old Ironmongers Sign |
 The Old Tudor House |  Eli Strolls |  Eli At The Bridge |
 Eli and The Well |  Whats In Pauls Bag |  Some Old Victorian Box |
 Checking The Map At The Bridge |  A Bridge of The Pinn |  It's A Race Track |
 A Slush Pipe |  Paul Tracks The Route |  A Fallen Sign |
 The HS2 Interrupts Our Walk |  The HS2 Construction |  The HS2 Builds |
 A Low Bridge |  The Bridge Under Construction |  The Boys May Be Lost |
 An Iron Moat |  Eli In The Dark |  Paul In The Dark |
 Eli In The Bench Booth |  A Lake At Night |  Time to Go Home |
 Outside Hillingdon Station |  Hillingdon Station Bridge |  Cockney Rhyming Slang Book |
 C For Cockney |  Ahld Lahdan Tahn |  I Love Honey Glass Bear Jar |
 Coffee Cup And Strainer |  The Celandine Route |